Today, You're Fucking Minka (Alexandra Cat, Who want)

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Description: "Hi, everybody," 59-year-old Minka, the world's bustiest Asian, says at the start of this scene. "You guys wanna fuck me? You wanna come over here and fuck me? Come over here!" She's wearing a white bra that shelves her ginormous tits plus panties, stockings and a garter. This scene was mostly shot from your point of view, so you're grabbing Minka's tits and it's your cock she's sucking and fucking. And, of course, it's your cock she's tit-fucking...because passing on the opportunity to fuck Minka's tits would be a damn shame. Minka stays in incredible shape by playing three to five hours of tennis a day. Yes, she plays tennis with those tits (very well, too). "I think my dedication comes from tennis," she said. "I always had to take care of myself. Starting with middle school, I was on my own. In middle school, I got a scholarship. In high school, I got a scholarship. College, I got a scholarship. Nobody was going to help me. If you don't take care of yourself, you're finished. "So when I came to the United States [from Korea] in 1994, yeah, I cried a lot. 'What am I going to do? I cannot find a job.' When I was little, all I wanted was tennis, but when I came to the United States, I knew I had to take care of myself. And now I have everything. I have a Mercedes. I have a big house. Whatever I want to buy, I can buy. If I want to slow down, I can slow down. "I want to be on top all the time. I want to be the best. When I play tennis, I want to be on top. I don't care who you are, I want to kick your ass, and when I got big tits, I wanted to be on top. Some girls thought they were better than me, and maybe they were for a while, but a couple of years later, I was on top. And look now. Everybody from the '90s is gone, and I'm still here. Who is the top dog? Minka! Doesn't matter, anything I do, I want to be No. 1. "When I was at the national games in tennis, the other girls were saying, 'You are a porn star. How can you play tennis?' I said, 'Don't worry. I'll kick your ass!' And in the final game, they looked at me like they thought they were better than me. And I killed them all. I fucked them up in their heads. They don't know how I can move with such big boobs. They say, 'Amazing! How can she carry that much big tits and run around the tennis court in hot weather, 100 degrees?' I beat them by using my brain. I make them crazy. "It was very hot on the tennis court, and my hands would get sweaty, and I would rub my T-shirt. I wasn't rubbing my nipple. I was rubbing my T-shirt to get my hands dry. But they complained. They said, 'She's rubbing her nipples on the tennis court.' It was making them crazy. And then my partner and I would do chest bumps, and they would complain. So I got suspended. But my opponents were mentally fucked up because they thought I was rubbing my nipples, and that is one way that I beat them." In the world of big-titted MILFs, she's still No. 1.